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MERCMAN

MERCMAN

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My wonderful wife, Julie(Mercma'am) Has just reminded me that Sep. 19th is one of her favorite days. It is International Talk like a Pirate Day. In honor of this we need everyone to pack their Pirate gear for Marauderville. Thursday night during the L C R(or ARRGH) game wear your best pirate garb and you can score some prizes for best dressed. YO HO HO me mateys be there or ye will be keelhauled! ARRGH

If you have not heard about it here is a link!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
 
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I have lived near the "ORIGINAL" Capt. Morgan for 15 years or more and have heard that stuff ENDLESSLY.......not at all impressed with "Talk Like A Pirate Day!!:shake:
 
MERCMAN said:
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My wonderful wife, Julie(Mercma'am) Has just reminded me that Sep. 19th is one of her favorite days. It is International Talk like a Pirate Day. In honor of this we need everyone to pack their Pirate gear for Marauderville. Thursday night during the L C R(or ARRGH) game wear your best pirate garb and you can score some prizes for best dressed. YO HO HO me mateys be there or ye will be keelhauled! ARRGH

If you have not heard about it here is a link!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
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But what about pajama night Dan???


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Marauderjack said:
I have lived near the "ORIGINAL" Capt. Morgan for 15 years or more and have heard that stuff ENDLESSLY.......not at all impressed with "Talk Like A Pirate Day!!:shake:
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Well ye would be the fly in the ointment matey! Nothing wrong with a good "AHOY" to the membership,,,after all we be MARAUDERS!
 
This sounds kinda neat. Gives me a great idea...hope I have enough time and materials to pull it off....

(Pirate voice) Ye will see what I be talkin' about Thursday eve.....arrrr....
 
A pirate walks into a bar and orders some rum. The bartender gives the pirate his drink but can't help but notice the pirate has a large steering wheel coming out of his pants. The bartender says "you know you've got a large steering wheel coming out of your pants?"

The pirate replies "AARGHH I know! It's driving me nuts!"

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Mebot said:
A pirate walks into a bar and orders some rum. The bartender gives the pirate his drink but can't help but notice the pirate has a large steering wheel coming out of his pants. The bartender says "you know you've got a large steering wheel coming out of your pants?"

The pirate replies "AARGHH I know! It's driving me nuts!"

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:lol: love that one
 
Mebot said:
A pirate walks into a bar and orders some rum. The bartender gives the pirate his drink but can't help but notice the pirate has a large steering wheel coming out of his pants. The bartender says "you know you've got a large steering wheel coming out of your pants?"

The pirate replies "AARGHH I know! It's driving me nuts!"

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That's my favorite one.
Along with "what's a pirates favorite letter?"
ARRRRRRR!
 
Hi Guys

I live in The West Country of the U.K so talking like a pirate is my natural accent :D

Regards

Dereck
 
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird poop!"
"Well," says the pirate, "It was right after I got my hook."
 
Mebot said:
A pirate walks into a bar and orders some rum. The bartender gives the pirate his drink but can't help but notice the pirate has a large steering wheel coming out of his pants. The bartender says "you know you've got a large steering wheel coming out of your pants?"

The pirate replies "AARGHH I know! It's driving me nuts!"

sent from a Samsung Galaxy far far away...
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Go2GuyFL said:
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird poop!"
"Well," says the pirate, "It was right after I got my hook."
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Too funny! Keep them coming! :beer:
 
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