Dude seriously!!!???

DOOM

DOOM

HEMI HUNTER
Driving to work this morning.

I decided to drive the merc.

Around 5:20am driving down MLK (704) it's a 3 lane road NO TRAFFIC!

A dodge caravan pulls up behind me and starts tail gating me. I'm in the center lane no traffic on my left or right. This go's on for about a half mile. So when I catch a red light the caravan pull into the left lane.

Light turns green and I drive off at normal speed caravan boy pulls up beside me and punches it! :shake:

Well for those of you that know me you know what happened next.
WWWWHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Bye bye caravan! :burn:

Anyone here ever had a mini van try to race you???

Oh well at least it was a dodge! :shot:
 
LOL! A Dodge minivan racing you!?! They must be smoking too much of Chrysler's HEMI crack pipe advertising...:rofl:
A mini-van tailgating you on an open road is usually the multi-tasking soccer mom with her "Tractor Beam" activated.
You have to 'scrub them off' on some other hapless motorist or they will maintain their 3 foot following distance regardless of what speed and evasive tactics you employ.

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?p=616001&highlight=tractor+beam#post616001
 
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LMAO! A kill is a kill, take it. Was it a gal? Maybe you have a secret admirer/stalker.
 
LMAO Doom takes on ALL challengers! Men, women, children, and old people watch OUT!!! If you're in a Dodge, ur goin DOWN!!! Good kill bro! After the strange earthquake in CAM land this morning...THIS made me laugh!
 
It must be a Chrysler thing....:shake:
On Tuesday I was heading east on Route 100 near Glen Burnie,
when this beat to piss Jeep Cherokee pulls up next to me and starts to rev his nasty 4.0 engine and show off his Fart Pipe exhaust mod...:rofl:
I ignored him but when traffic cleared, I punched it...
As I pulled by his open window, He got an earful of angry Kooks/magnaflowed DOHC!
When I started to pull off my exit ramp, he comes screaming up next to me and puts the turd into neutral so that he can redline the engine!...:eek:
He was coasting along next to me with his motor bouncing off the rev limiter, fart pipe howling & popping.............and I ignored him!
I didn't even look over. I watched him out of the corner of my eye and he was going apes**t!
 
Joe Walsh said:
LOL! A Dodge minivan racing you!?! They must be smoking too much of Chrysler's HEMI crack pipe advertising...:rofl:
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Yea this was my thinking as well. Doom must have run through all the Hemi /SRT talent in the DC area:o, and is now left looking for the "Ram" in any form:cool4:
 
Joe Walsh said:
LOL! A Dodge minivan racing you!?! They must be smoking too much of Chrysler's HEMI crack pipe advertising...:rofl:
A mini-van tailgating you on an open road is usually the multi-tasking soccer mom with her "Tractor Beam" activated.
You have to 'scrub them off' on some other hapless motorist or they will maintain their 3 foot following distance regardless of what speed and evasive tactics you employ.

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?p=616001&highlight=tractor+beam#post616001
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Funny Joe, that's kinda what I do. I'll go in the right lane and hammer past 3-4 cars in a burst so they can't follow.
 
Granite said:
LMAO Doom takes on ALL challengers! Men, women, children, and old people watch OUT!!! If you're in a Dodge, ur goin DOWN!!! Good kill bro! After the strange earthquake in CAM land this morning...THIS made me laugh!
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How about my old man and his walker?:banana2:
 
It just seems to be that time of the year for people with pointedly NOT fast cars to want to race. This past week, I had a bone stock Lancer GTS, a Chevy HHR (seriously wtf), an OLD Honda Civic, and an early 90's Chevy Malibu try to run me. The amount of disgrace I bestowed upon them was epic.
 
Happens all the time. Minivan driver's seem to think they are driving hot rods. Doesn't seem to matter what make but I see them racing around and trying to shoot off from lights all the time. I think most of the guys I see do it out of embarrassment of having to drive a soccer mom car and the women generally seem oblivious to everything but their cell conversation. Not sure why but they seem worse than old people around here.
 
I used to get little pre-pubescent knob gobblers driving Hondas with the fart cans and such revving on me at lights when I was driving our Ford Windstar. The fun part was roasting the tires and beating them in it! :D I've seen girls laughing at their boys when I'd roast em. I think some people will try to race anything not caring if it's a minivan or Viper...
 
MrBluGruv said:
It just seems to be that time of the year for people with pointedly NOT fast cars to want to race. This past week, I had a bone stock Lancer GTS, a Chevy HHR (seriously wtf), an OLD Honda Civic, and an early 90's Chevy Malibu try to run me.
The amount of disgrace I bestowed upon them was epic.
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:rofl:

cougar9150 said:
Happens all the time. Minivan driver's seem to think they are driving hot rods. Doesn't seem to matter what make but I see them racing around and trying to shoot off from lights all the time. I think most of the guys I see do it out of embarrassment of having to drive a soccer mom car and the women generally seem oblivious to everything but their cell conversation. Not sure why but they seem worse than old people around here.
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So true!

The most dangerous drivers are the soccer mom's who are applying make-up, engrossed in a cell phone call, opening juice cups for multiple, screaming soccer brats, changing Barney DVDs and NOT watching the road!
 
Guy next door with a 90s Cavalier - bright red with white flames and body kit, complete with fart can exhaust, told me his runs an 11.6.

Maybe to the end of his driveway. This is after he asked me if the MM was a Caprice Classic.

Not even going to waste my time.
 
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