Funny quotes from MMV

Tom Doan

Tom Doan

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"MotherF'ing cops are all over this place, I can't do no bidness".

I pulled in to the hotel late yesterday after the picnic, took the left over pig to the Salvation Army widows and kids place, they had tears in their eyes by the time I left.
I get to the hotel and pull up out front and there is a ghetto rat coming out of the front door and she is in a rush. I think dang sweetpea your a long way out of the 'hood here in cow country to be trying to make it pay, then slim jim the pimp comes out with his pants falling down around his knees, looks at me getting out of the "Panther Interceptor" and shouts to someone he was talking to on his cell phone the above quote, I just laughed at him.
 
No, the pig was doubly blessed, tasted great and got me some points with the big man, but I'll let others tell you what you missed. I had a great time,got drunk,sang kerrioky, trashed the hotel room with too many people crashed out there. Some sight to see 50 MM's lined up,hearing different exhaust set ups,letting people drive my strange set up,the local news showed up and hung around for 3 hours, Dave my pig cooking slave got room numbers and phone numbers of all the girls he asked, I think he is going to be spending allot more time hanging around Hagarstown in the future, I want to do it all over again. Tom;)
 
During the Convoy from Hagerstown to DC

The following was heard over the FRS/GMRS radio channel during the massive convoy from Hagerstown, MD to Washington, DC ....

"Everybody passing is gonna think that there is someone VERY important in that little Toyota that they need a 45+ car personal FBI escort". :rofl:

Of course they were important ... it was the Official MV5 photographer getting action shots of the whole deal. :up:
 
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"Do all of these guys in here have a badge??"

This was asked by a guy getting out of his car as we were driving out of the paking lot for the Dandy on Saturday afternoon.
 
Bluerauder said:
The following was heard over the FRS/GMRS radio channel during the massive convoy from Hagerstown, MD to Washington, DC ....

"Everybody passing is gonna think that there is someone VERY important in that little Toyota that they need a 45+ car personal FBI escort". :rofl:

Of course they were important ... it was the Official MV5 photographer getting action shots of the whole deal. :up:
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Don't forget our Official MV5 security guard was there too.
 
Heard down in the cave at Luray Caverns

1stMerc said:
Don't forget our Official MV5 security guard was there too.
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Security Guard AND Assistant Photographer.

From the Tour Guide .... "The massive 20 ton object laying on its side here is actually a giant Stalactite that fell from the ceiling only 7 weeks ago ..." [lots of movement and rustling among the group as they started to look for exits] "... actually, I meant 7,000 years ago. Ha, ha !!" :rofl:

I was wondering if my wife was gonna beat me to the door. ;)
 
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I got a kick out the traffic as we we driving down the GW parkway en-route to the Dandy.

30-some MMs passing the entrance to the CIA HQ, wonder what people thought.

BTW, which one of you guys was escorting W to the lunch cruise?;)

SCH
 
OMG my wife and I are dying over here lol. The ghetto rat and tour guide ones cracked my wife and I up really good.
 
Our waitress from breakfast at Richardson's on Thursday said a patron came up to her and asked, "is there a Menonite meeting here this morning?"
 
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MM03MOK said:
Our waitress from breakfast at Richardson's on Thursday said a patron came up to her and asked, "is there a Menonite meeting here this morning?"
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That's ^^^^ a good one and an idea for another mod. The Mercury Menonite !!! ;)

Gotta get me one of those orange warning triangles to mount on the back of the MM .... not that I see very many folks pass me on the highway. :)
 
Tom, I just want to thank you for allowing me to ride in your vehicle. Now all future mods will be done trying to copy what I think is the baddest ride on the planet!!!
 
+++++1 on that one....I drove it and am now trying to figure out how to get it.

vkirkend said:
Tom, I just want to thank you for allowing me to ride in your vehicle. Now all future mods will be done trying to copy what I think is the baddest ride on the planet!!!
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Hey Big House.
Looking at your mods compared to mine and seeing that you broke into the 13's but was only able to run 14's at MV-V makes me feel better and assures me that the heat was killing our performance that day.

Great meeting you and in case you were wondering, It took me almost a half hour to go through the Holland tunnel.
I dont think your girl would have been able to handle that lol
 
Heard at the Drag Strip ....

Was standing with Blown 3.8 near the staging line at Mason-Dixon when his father Sherm redlighted for the 3rd time of the day ...

"Man, we are gonna have to get my Dad some glasses." :D Seems that he was finding the red light alot that day ... very uncharacteristic for Sherm.
 
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