Gross vehicle weight

[Joe Walsh]

I guess that the hilarious 'Walmart lady' thread got killed, so I figured I'd start another:

"Can we stop? I need to get something out of my dufflebag."
"Which one is your dufflebag?"
Well...let's just say that I was one of the first people to get on the truck..."

 

[LeoVampire]

thats insaine

Good luck finding a way to get the driver to stop if someone falls off.

 

[ddogg626]

Who eat beans with your camel?

 

[CBT]

"Louisville was great!"

 

[Phrog_gunner]

"We have intel there are bodily smuggled drugs in this vehicle."
"I think we should let this one go"
"Why?"
"We only have one box of latex gloves left"

 

[Egon Spengler]

Oh s***... you aren't going to believe this.... I dropped my keys... Guys wanna help me dig through this and find them?

 

[Phrog_gunner]

Akbar getting all time shotgun is BULL*****.

 

[Egon Spengler]

Thank God that annoying menstrating white b**ch with the crazy hair jumped off when we passed by wal*mart!

 

[Joe Walsh]

"Are we there yet?"

 

[Bluerauder]

Reminds me of a line from the C.W. McCall song "Wolf Creek Pass" .....

Sign [on the tunnel] says clearance to the twelve-foot line
But the chickens was stacked to thirteen-nine
Well, we shot that tunnel at a hundred and ten
Like gas through a funnel and eggs through a hen
And we took that top row of chickens off
Slicker than scum off a Louisiana swamp

 

[Phrog_gunner]

There are no rest stops around here. Just go, man, just go.

 

[bawazir]

Wow, we should thank God how lucky what we have

 

[Egon Spengler]

Where is the joke in this?

Wow, we should thank God how lucky what we have

 

[ImpalaSlayer]

where is the english in this?

fixed........

 

[Egon Spengler]

Ahhhh ha ha ha WHO FARTED?!?!?!

 

[Phrog_gunner]

I know this shortcut that bypasses the weigh station......

 

[Motorhead350]

Goodyear, safe because it was tested overseas.

 

[Bluerauder]

Hey, maybe we should start charging for Carry On Baggage.

 

[Egon Spengler]

Driver: "Hey, look at all these guys I got out in front of Lowes! Combined they will work for the cost of one american worker!!!"

 

[ImpalaSlayer]

Driver: "Hey, look at all these guys I got out in front of Lowes! Combined they will work for the cost of one american worker!!!"

:rofl: :laugh: