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Rider90

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So who tried to take you at the light and made you laugh? Post the kills that were so slow it's tough understanding what was going through their head. No high speeds necessary in these...

Yesterday...a Jeep Wrangler before the lanes merged :shake:
 
Stock Honda Civic. Here's what's funny...

1. The guy was dressed in FULL cowboy gear. Hat, crazy wrangler bolo shirt. He, even looked country.
2. The rear end of this car was smashed up so bad, there was no more trunk. It was like, rear doors, tires, then a drop off.

Tried taking me at a light - let him have a head start to about 40ft away, then shut him down. LOL
 
Semi.

Yep. Semi. Not at a light, but on the highway heading for the same exit. I posted the story a while back.
 
A Ford Festiva with a older guy behind the wheel and 3 different color body panels, I was behind him when he floored it and I knew this by the burst of black smoke out the exhaust pipe, I went 1/2 throttle and caught up to him, he looked over to me and gave me a thumbs up, I smiled and returned the Thumbs up and I took off on him.

I also got challenged by a 6 yr old on a big wheel. He was on the sidewalk taunting me as I pulling away from my uncles house, Well I gave him a head start and let him hold a half a big wheel lead til the end of the block, then I smiled and told him he beat me.

If there is a Big Wheels forum and some kid is claiming to beat a Marauder...

Believe him :lol:
 
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Ummm...
A Jeep CJ5
A Jeep CJ6
A Jeep CJ7
A Jeep Grand Cherokee
A Jeep Liberty
A Jeep Renegade
A Jeep Wrangler
A Jeep Commander
Maybe it's a "Jeep Thing"?
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This was today...6/15/06. 0945 Hrs, I was WB on 103rd from Kedzie Ave.

I wasn't going to post anything about this until this thread opened.

At Pulaski Road, I'm next to a 2006 Chevy Impala SS in the General's version of our Silver Birch. I'm in my #3 MM. We pull FWD from the green, and take it to about 60 MPH, still in 2nd gear for me.

I gave him a sample of a 1-2 shift bark, and he pulled out of the contest. I noticed he had "temp" tags on it as I passed him by, must be new to the car, and the stop light challenge.

At the first opportunity, Kostner Avenue, he turned right and headed north on a side-street. I turned NB on Rt. 50 (Cicero Avenue) and contnued on my way, but parrell to him too.

Two blocks later, there he is...And looking to get on Rt. 50 (Cicero) from a side strreet...He saw me, and waited past what he need to wait, so we would not be side-by-side again.

Sometimes, it's the car. Sometimes it's the driver.

'06 Impala SS...No sweat.
 
I can't decide whether my car looks too scary to race or to lame and not worth the trouble, the car gets tons of attention and compliments at red lights, no challenges.

Once a long time ago a Grand Am acted a little stupid at a red light but after 5 seconds he had his tail tucked between his legs. Sorry got nothing to tell.
 
This past Saturday, Wilmington, N.C., @ the light on College Road in front of UNCW, some kid in mommie's Acura, me in the MM with 6 adults. No one in front of us, he's reving it, I didn't even turn off the A/C. Light turns green I hit the go pedal had him by 4 or five car's approaching the next light, he never made it.... turned off as soon as he could.

BTW.. the above is complete fiction... I'd never street race..... :D
 
Today a POS civic cam next to me on the parking lane on north ave. near humboldt park (chicagoans will know). He even was about 1\2 into the intersection when the light turned green. I heard his lawnmower muffler squeal so I stepped down, No match for the LX sport.
 
Not a stupid kill as such,BUT to many to count that try to pass from a red light in the left lane to turn at the next right turn or from a right hand turn lane just to get ahead of me at a stop sign or traffic light. Have not been beaten yet.
 
A beat up old Geo Tracker driven by some weird looking long-haired freak, just about a week after I bought my car, (still bone stock). I shut him down of course, once I realized he for some reason was serious.
 
SergntMac said:
This was today...6/15/06. 0945 Hrs, I was WB on 103rd from Kedzie Ave.

I wasn't going to post anything about this until this thread opened.

At Pulaski Road, I'm next to a 2006 Chevy Impala SS in the General's version of our Silver Birch. I'm in my #3 MM. We pull FWD from the green, and take it to about 60 MPH, still in 2nd gear for me.

I gave him a sample of a 1-2 shift bark, and he pulled out of the contest. I noticed he had "temp" tags on it as I passed him by, must be new to the car, and the stop light challenge.

At the first opportunity, Kostner Avenue, he turned right and headed north on a side-street. I turned NB on Rt. 50 (Cicero Avenue) and contnued on my way, but parrell to him too.

Two blocks later, there he is...And looking to get on Rt. 50 (Cicero) from a side strreet...He saw me, and waited past what he need to wait, so we would not be side-by-side again.

Sometimes, it's the car. Sometimes it's the driver.

'06 Impala SS...No sweat.
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i was wondering how that kind of a match-up would work out.......
 
An old beat up S-10 tried to blow by me (I was doing 65 already) so I let him get even then push to about 3/4 throttle and he realizes he must pull back behind. Later he does blow by me, I was too slow to catch him :D and let him go.

Also a camry newer model possibly '03 '04 model also tries to blow by me. This time I nailed it when they noticed I nailed it they tried to do the same hehe bad mistake :flamer: they quickly had to pull back behind me.
 
I was going into town one Friday and at every light there was a beat up old Dodge pickup with loud exhaust!!:confused:

He bliped the throttle at about 4 different stop lights....and I thought "No Way"....Sooooo at a relatively vacant intersection I practiced my "Half Throttle" launch (still spun a little) and before I crossed the intersection I was a full car length ahead.....Not even breaking the speed limit of 35 MPH!!:beer: :bows:

Well about 100 yards further and after I began a 35 MPH cruise he blew by me at about 60!!! What is with these MORONS???:beer:

Marauderjack:burnout:
 
Marauderjack said:
Well about 100 yards further and after I began a 35 MPH cruise he blew by me at about 60!!! What is with these MORONS???
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That's the infamous "ricer flyby" - everyone knows this. :)
 
Marauderman said:
either way , its their versin of saying, "see........I can beat ya!!""......like , yeah ,really.....
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'98 full sized Caddy......Puleeeeez...

Oh, and a Lexus thinking he could top end me. Not with my Tune he couldn't....
 
Soccer Mom.

Yesterday, a soccer mom in a '04 Honda Odyssey. We were at a 2 lane left hand turn that merged to one lane just before the beltway entrance. She was in the lane that ended and she kept trying to inch ahead. She was glaring at me the whole time, but of course she could not see in my car due to the 5% tint. With about 200 feet to go, I goosed it to about 5lbs. and left her in the dust. Although I think I saw her waving good-bye with her middle finger...:D
 
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