Post your stupid kills

Last night, my friend and I were driving on Street Road, in Warminster, when a kid in a VW Jetta, decided that he wanted to feel the awesome power my Marauder. Because I had the A/C on I was a little slow at first, but when we reached a speed of 115, I turned off the A/C and the car took off like a rocket, leaving the Jetta in my dust. When the car reached the speed of 125 mph, my buddy starts to warm me of the up coming red light. I was able to stop the car in plenty of time. As the kid in the Jetta past us, I smell his clutch burning. My buddy said, that kid just got his a** handed to him by two old guys in a big sedan.
 
hmm, a driver that thought his car was fast..... 96 impala. hehe beat him like a rented mule. and i even gave him a head start.
 
i was driving on a 2 lane when this guy in a ACURA-RSX passed me later on up the road i met him again and i passed him i was in my vic..:lol:
 
Had 3 races today, (all of them are my friends) They were calling my car a cop car and that Im wasting my money on performance parts.
OK step up!
To be cute they put me against a Toyota Corolla S automatic, I offered the head start but he wanted a heads up challenge, I took him at 1/2 throttle and was still pulling. Nobody knew it was a 1/2 throttle run so they laughed and swore that my other friends 06 Accord V-6 Coupe would roast me. OK lets go,
We lined up, I spool the convertor up to 1500 RPMs and let it rip, My tires hooked up and I pulled 3 cars away before the Accord grabbed traction and ended with a 5 car lead on him at the end.
They called it a fluke since the Accord had no traction and they figured they would put the last nail in the coffin by putting me up against a Nissan Titan with exhaust,and a intake.
OK Lets go,
We line up, I spool the convertor up to 2300 RPM's I figure If Im going to take him Im going to really put this fun to rest by destroying him.
We go and for some strange luck, I actually managed to hook up and pull right past him as if he didnt step on the gas yet, We ended with me about 5 truck lengths ahead and still pulling.
Needless to say I was given my due props and no more Cop car talk from now on.
 
STREET RACING IS ILLEGAL AND DANGEROUS!!!

There, got that outta the way. :)

Read my sig before you flame me back, ok? :lol:

Best,

Dan

PS: Nothing like a little sarcasm to start one's day. :D
 
Rider90 said:
So who tried to take you at the light and made you laugh? Post the kills that were so slow it's tough understanding what was going through their head. No high speeds necessary in these...

Yesterday...a Jeep Wrangler before the lanes merged :shake:
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I have owned my baby MM for almost exactly 1 year and I have never tried to kill anyone at the red light. It has always been enough for my ego to know that a) i probably could and b) the stock MM is not set up for beating anyone w/ serious iron under him that knows what they're doing, not really. However, i HAVE done the "gun the engine and make them THINK you're going to" a bunch of times, and invariably it results in hilarity. which almost rhymes. The last time was with a BMW 645i (am pretty sure it was 645i) and all I could think was sure, maybe not off the light but from 60+ to 100 i'd eat your shorts .... LOL :) but im not the street racing type, i'm more of the abandoned streets at 3am type.
:beer: :lol:
 
I figured this would be the best thread for my post, because, after all...it was a Buick. Its 6:20 or so in the morning and my friend and I are off to work, its my day to drive. We pull up to a red and on my right pulls up some guy with his windows down and radio way too loud (too loud for standing still...I do have some manners.) I feel I should point out that I really like being in front when leaving red lights...I REALLY like being in front. I don't like speeding too much, I just love being in front. Back to the story. Light turns green and I push the pedal down. I see the guy still next to me so I push it down further, I am not sure if I had it on the floor or not because i was too busy paying attention to the word "Buick" on his bumper. I know something was unnatural about that car, but that does not change the fact that my friend reminds me several times every day that I got toasted by a Buick. So, now my tax return...if I have any of it left after I move...will be devoted to 4.10s and a good tune instead of a nice xm ready head unit.

I guess I count as a stupid kill...right?
 
The Big Stu said:
I figured this would be the best thread for my post, because, after all...it was a Buick. . . .

I guess I count as a stupid kill...right?
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Was it a boxy mid-80's 2-door Regal?:D

The Grand National/T-Type cars came with a Turbo 3.8L V6 in 1987 and where good for low low 14's stock. A few mods and 12's come easy. I know of a couple 9 (and even one 8) second cars that are street legal.

Or was it a later model Regal 4-door? The GS model came with a factory supercharged 3800 V6, low 15's stock, mid/high 13's with a pulley change and a tune. 11's and 12's are not unheard of with these cars either, but FWD hurts the launch.
 
Nice to know that they did put out at least a couple cars that were not too slow...it could have been the regal. I am pretty sure the bumper said riviera, or regal.

What do we run stock?
 
That Regal GS looks pretty familiar, my memory is pretty bad so I will have to get my friend to look at the pic and verify...but I think that might be the one. It is good to know at least that those were produced to move.
 
buickconvert said:
Was it a boxy mid-80's 2-door Regal?:D

The Grand National/T-Type cars came with a Turbo 3.8L V6 in 1987 and where good for low low 14's stock. A few mods and 12's come easy. I know of a couple 9 (and even one 8) second cars that are street legal.

Or was it a later model Regal 4-door? The GS model came with a factory supercharged 3800 V6, low 15's stock, mid/high 13's with a pulley change and a tune. 11's and 12's are not unheard of with these cars either, but FWD hurts the launch.
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HEY that's the same engine my pretty Bonnie had! I loved my '92 Bonnie, she was a pretty lady. Some chucklehead ordered her with every available option except the supercharger and heads-up display and damn was she full of gadgetry and charm. I got her used 3 years after he decided to upgrade w/ just over 30K on the OD ... She's still alive now 11 years later, still going strong, just not in my hands. She survived Katrina w/ just some floor flooding and got sold to a desperate housewife after a winter sitting cold and alone (which at least killed all the mushrooms) I loved that car. A whole winter sitting there and with a fresh battery it starts on the first turn ... gave me 11 or 12 great years of service.
I always bought the best rubber Goodyear made for her and changed the oil every 2500 miles. :sniff: :bigcry:
M.
 
Back on August 23rd on the way home from work ... 11pm approximately :
Bright blue Subaru WRX with a guage on the dash the size of Big Ben...
At stoplight, I have left lane. Light goes green, I launch. I hear this screaming and farting noise at about my 5 o'clock position...I go ahead and ive it 3/4 throttle at this point...need to get away from that strange sound.
I let off throttle 1/2 mile later to get back to cruisin speed al of a sudden the WRX comes flying by and gives me an indicator on how many friends and my intelligence number...

Now, I had no A/C on and my windows where down...full tank of push-oh-leen. WRX is turbo'ed and AWD...it shoulda taken me. Guess he just had to run windows up and A/C on....

:cool:
 
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