Shhhh be vewy vewy quiet.

V

vaderv

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Ladies and gents I have to be quiet, but I had to take my Marauder in for service (eletrical problem all kinds of idiot lites on no power to ac window turn signals and such) and got the dreaded anti MM. I have in my garage a white sable! It hates me too, it knows I own a Marauder! Its growled at my three times already! Do any of you know how to placate the evil white sable.



P.S. Type quietly please I can hear it snortin out there now.:help:
 
*TAF whispering* damn it, man...once you go Sable...you won't go back*TAF laughing...inside*
 
Hay! Wait a second!! Get that thing out of the garage!!Thats the trouble it can smell the Marauder's scent....................

Big trouble now!!!

ps: does your dealer not like you? (lol)
 
Good Gawd man, what is your malfunction!

You parked a Sable indoors? Where you would normally park your MM?

Man-oh-man, you better bleach down the floor, and all four corners of the garage. Nevermind the Sable, what's your MM going to smell when you bring her home.

Kick the b*tch out, let it sleep on the street!

OUT! OUT! OUT! DAMN SABLE!
 
yeah,.. get it out of the garage! and spray a lot of Fabreeze so your MM doesn't know it was there!


PS- make sure the sable didn't spray in the garage ,.. or the drive way ,,... you'll never get that smell out!
 
Just tell it. Its jealous as the Rauder has 2 more cylinders and over a liter more in displacement. And its also rear wheel driven.:D :D
 
no, really.... perhaps we could steal that "car" from his driveway and we could all take bits and pieces. What better way to celebrate American innovation than to take some piece of cr-p and use its parts to make something we already own better. I know for sure I'd be a taker for the wheels and passenger restraint system for Jett's stroller. The sterring wheel could be made into a mobile for over the crib. And I know fure sure the springs could be made into a bouncey seat he could use when watching reruns of The Man Show. I'm even thinking that the domelight would make an excellent night light.

I'm not encouraging grand theft auto [would theft of a Sable even be considered 'Grand" theft auto, or even a felony?] I am just saying that if someone else were to do it, I might be so inclined to help him or her divest of some of the pieces and help to spread them across our beautiful country.
 
wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhahahaha! u people are killin me! Deffinately helpin with a bad situation. (Never had to leave my baby overnight before). ; )
 
I had a gold Sable when mine was in the shop for some minor stuff. The white one ain't yours........drive the h*** out of it.

I never could get that smell out of my garage......I had to move.
 
Yes, I have a solution that will put the Sable in its place. Assuming it has the front licence plate holder, attach any one one of the Chevrolet tags (such as 'Yesterday's Chevrolet, the Heartbeat of America') and tell the Sable that if it misbehaves you'll trade it for a Chevy. Problem fixed.

Bob
 
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