The baddest animal on the planet, lol!
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guspech750
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Lmao!!! "the honey badger doesn't give a *****", "he's walking backwards"!!! That's funny stuff.
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visionmercury
real men wear helmets
thats great , is it honey badger approved
CBT
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LMAO at your dub color commentary on the Honey Badger vid Casey. Were you just wingin it or did you script it?
lol, it sounds like something i would do if i had the time. honey badger don't give a **** about time tho, he's in a tree!
CBT
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OH SNAP!!
Deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo
By Deborah Brunswick, CNN
March 28, 2011 5:38 a.m. EDT
Deadly snake missing from Bronx Zoo
New York (CNN) -- A venomous Egyptian cobra went missing from New York's Bronx Zoo, prompting the closure of the zoo's reptile house until further notice.
Staff was alerted Saturday that the adolescent Egyptian cobra was missing from an off-exhibit enclosure, according to a statement from the zoo. Staff members closed and secured the reptile house.
Zoo officials said they are confident the 20-inch-long snake is contained in a nonpublic, isolated area of the building.
"Based on our knowledge of the natural history and behavior of snakes, we know they seek closed-in spaces and are not comfortable in open areas," the zoo statement said.
The Egyptian cobra is most commonly found in North Africa. Its venom is so deadly that it can kill a full-grown elephant in three hours -- or a person in about 15 minutes, according to wildlife experts. The venom destroys nerve tissue and causes paralysis and death due to respiratory failure.
Scholars believe the Egyptian cobra was known in ancient times as the asp. Legend has it that Cleopatra, the ancient Egyptian queen, used an asp to commit suicide.
Cops have released a picture of a potential person of interest who was heard yelling "Oh this ***** about to get real, son!", right before the cobra disappeared:
Deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx Zoo
By Deborah Brunswick, CNN
March 28, 2011 5:38 a.m. EDT
Deadly snake missing from Bronx Zoo
- Zoo officials have closed the reptile house until further notice
- The cobra went missing on Saturday
- Officials believe it is still in the reptile building
New York (CNN) -- A venomous Egyptian cobra went missing from New York's Bronx Zoo, prompting the closure of the zoo's reptile house until further notice.
Staff was alerted Saturday that the adolescent Egyptian cobra was missing from an off-exhibit enclosure, according to a statement from the zoo. Staff members closed and secured the reptile house.
Zoo officials said they are confident the 20-inch-long snake is contained in a nonpublic, isolated area of the building.
"Based on our knowledge of the natural history and behavior of snakes, we know they seek closed-in spaces and are not comfortable in open areas," the zoo statement said.
The Egyptian cobra is most commonly found in North Africa. Its venom is so deadly that it can kill a full-grown elephant in three hours -- or a person in about 15 minutes, according to wildlife experts. The venom destroys nerve tissue and causes paralysis and death due to respiratory failure.
Scholars believe the Egyptian cobra was known in ancient times as the asp. Legend has it that Cleopatra, the ancient Egyptian queen, used an asp to commit suicide.
Cops have released a picture of a potential person of interest who was heard yelling "Oh this ***** about to get real, son!", right before the cobra disappeared:
dakslim
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LMAO at your dub color commentary on the Honey Badger vid Casey. Were you just wingin it or did you script it?
Great minds think alike...I was gonna say the same thing. :lol:
snigalfriz
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Funny. Honey badgers are the "*****"
CBT
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CBT did you do the voice over?
lol, no people, it wasn't me, i'd own up to it if it was, it's pretty dang funny.
knine
Thought for the day.." "
Casey narriates another one: the "Slowass Sloth" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mycVIhK9JCM&feature=related
".....oh, you pretty boy...the sloth" LOL
".....oh, you pretty boy...the sloth" LOL
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CBT
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Missing cobra found alive in New York's Bronx Zoo
By the CNN Wire Staff
March 31, 2011 8:25 p.m. EDT
Missing cobra slithers home
STORY HIGHLIGHTS
New York (CNN) -- An Egyptian cobra that drew thousands of Twitter fans has been found alive after it went missing for days from a New York City zoo.
"As you can imagine, we are delighted to report that the snake has been found alive and well," Bronx Zoo Director Jim Breheny said Thursday.
Zoo officials conducted around-the-clock searches for the 3-ounce, 20-inch long reptile, he said.
Breheny said the cobra had sought a secure hiding spot within the holding areas of the zoo's reptile house -- a complex environment with pumps, motors and other mechanical systems.
But it was lured out after zoo officials sprinkled wood shavings from exhibit beds across areas where they guessed the cobra was hiding. "It was the scent of rodents (on the wood clippings) that we hoped would bring her out," Breheny added.
"The key strategy here was patience," he said in a prepared statement.
The snake went missing Saturday from an off-exhibit enclosure, prompting the zoo to close the reptile house.
Officials had earlier cautioned that it might take days or even weeks before the snake was found, and urged the public not to panic, saying the cobra was likely contained within the building.
While the mystery of the missing snake may have caused concern for zoo-goers, it also earned a cult following online.
After launching on Monday, the anonymous @BronxZoosCobra Twitter feed had amassed nearly 200,000 followers by 6 p.m. Thursday.
The feed had given the snake a hilarious shtick by toying a bit with the fears of skittish New Yorkers.
"City may not sleep, but I'm ready to. Ooh a chimney! I bet you bragged to your friends about having a working fireplace in NYC. Hi roomie," was posted on the site.
"A lot of people are asking how I can tweet with no access to a computer or fingers. Ever heard of an iPhone? Duh," says another tweet.
"Taking the Sex and the City Tour!!! I'm totally a SSSamantha," the anonymous tweet added.
"Just FYI, I've had it with Samuel L. Jackson too."
Said the Honey Badger, "****!"
By the CNN Wire Staff
March 31, 2011 8:25 p.m. EDT
Missing cobra slithers home
STORY HIGHLIGHTS
- An Egyptian cobra is found in the holding area of the reptile house
- The snake has its own Twitter account, created for it anonymously
- Its disappearance Saturday prompted the zoo to close the reptile house
New York (CNN) -- An Egyptian cobra that drew thousands of Twitter fans has been found alive after it went missing for days from a New York City zoo.
"As you can imagine, we are delighted to report that the snake has been found alive and well," Bronx Zoo Director Jim Breheny said Thursday.
Zoo officials conducted around-the-clock searches for the 3-ounce, 20-inch long reptile, he said.
Breheny said the cobra had sought a secure hiding spot within the holding areas of the zoo's reptile house -- a complex environment with pumps, motors and other mechanical systems.
But it was lured out after zoo officials sprinkled wood shavings from exhibit beds across areas where they guessed the cobra was hiding. "It was the scent of rodents (on the wood clippings) that we hoped would bring her out," Breheny added.
"The key strategy here was patience," he said in a prepared statement.
The snake went missing Saturday from an off-exhibit enclosure, prompting the zoo to close the reptile house.
Officials had earlier cautioned that it might take days or even weeks before the snake was found, and urged the public not to panic, saying the cobra was likely contained within the building.
While the mystery of the missing snake may have caused concern for zoo-goers, it also earned a cult following online.
After launching on Monday, the anonymous @BronxZoosCobra Twitter feed had amassed nearly 200,000 followers by 6 p.m. Thursday.
The feed had given the snake a hilarious shtick by toying a bit with the fears of skittish New Yorkers.
"City may not sleep, but I'm ready to. Ooh a chimney! I bet you bragged to your friends about having a working fireplace in NYC. Hi roomie," was posted on the site.
"A lot of people are asking how I can tweet with no access to a computer or fingers. Ever heard of an iPhone? Duh," says another tweet.
"Taking the Sex and the City Tour!!! I'm totally a SSSamantha," the anonymous tweet added.
"Just FYI, I've had it with Samuel L. Jackson too."
Said the Honey Badger, "****!"
Mr. Man
GAME OVER, YOU LOSE!
This one should be called the Doom lizard. Doomie does this when Pops comes to town.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaNJPlXk2uM&NR=1
Your color commentary still crackin me up Case.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaNJPlXk2uM&NR=1
Your color commentary still crackin me up Case.
ImpalaSlayer
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:laugh: that thing is tough