What should I yell at random people?

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Motorhead350

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Alright this is another one of those pointless threads I am starting and yes you can call me young and stupid or think whatever, but here I go. As some of you know I have a 100 watt P.A. on my Marauder and sometimes I yell random things at people and it never seems to lose fun. Heres what I have yelled before:

1. Get off the phone!
2. Obay the sign next time a-hole (bikes that never stop at a stop sign)
3. How much for your women? I want to buy your women!
4. Heres a group of winners
5. Clear the path!!! (for people crossing the street when I have a green light)

I have others, but the time is coming for the Marauder to hit the street and I need to new things to yell at people. I don't care if it's a quote from a movie, but I'd like to not sware. Any suggestions?
 
If you're going to yell all that other stuff you might as well add:

"Write me a ticket, please, officer!" and

"Please kick my a$$"

and my favorite:

"Tonight only at the Palace Hotel Ballroom - the show band of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues . . ."

among others.
 
You might want to be careful, because you may think that it is cute and funny,
BUT 'Big Bubba' might take offense to your PA squawking...:cheesed:, walk over and punch your lights out...or even worse; pound a big dent in your hood.

BTW: Thanks for representing all Marauder owners in such a fine fashion.
 
duhtroll said:
"Write me a ticket, please, officer!" and


"Tonight only at the Palace Hotel Ballroom - the show band of Joliet Jake and Elwood Blues . . ."

among others.
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You know I might just say those especially the first one. Next time I drive by campus security I'll say it.
 
to the ladies:
"Do you believe in love at first site, or should we try this again?"
back up a bit, then move forward

or just try beatbox'n and make it sound like you have a b1tchin system
 
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Joe Walsh said:
You might want to be careful, because you may think that it is cute and funny,
BUT 'Big Bubba' might take offense to your PA squawking...:cheesed:, walk over and punch your lights out...or even worse; pound a big dent in your hood.

BTW: Thanks for representing all Marauder owners in such a fine fashion.
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I've been at it for 2 years and I've been just fine. Actually when cops find out I have it, they tell me it would be cool if they had one. Also I don't speak on behalf of all Marauders, this is my reputation... not everyone who has a Marauder. Come on now you know better than that. :rolleyes:
 
Joe Walsh said:
BUT 'Big Bubba' might take offense to your PA squawking...:cheesed:, walk over and punch your lights out...
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C'mon! You know better than that!

He'd never pick one someone who could/would kick his ass! He only preys on the weak and defenseless.
 
martyo said:
Would you mind running face first into a wall and video taping it for us to see?
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Did you guys ever see the dumb arabs on youtube who hang out of cars while the car is being driven on the highway?

Maybe this cat would fit better over there?!?
 
Try these next time you're out and about:

1. Hey, guys, look at me...I will definitely NOT be getting laid tonight! Wanna hang out with me and yell at people on my really cool P.A. system??? Hey, wait guys! Where are y'all going?!??!?

2. Hey, ladies, look at me....I'm a dork with a P.A. system! And I will definitely NOT be getting laid tonight!

3. Hey, officers, look at me....I'm in desperate need of your attention! Please arrest me/cite me/search my vehicle/etc.

4. Hey, everyone in the world, look at me....I can make an ass of myself on the internet AND in person! Oh, and I have a small penis! But look at my cool car, will ya'?!

5. Hey, fellow Marauder owners, look at me....I'm both: young AND dumb!
 
don't let anyone rain on your parade. if you're around friends or find people w/ a good attitude to your antics, you've done great by making a smile.
On the same note- don't be a jackass
 
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