You Know You Drive A Mercury Marauder When ......

[1 Bad Merc]

You start the car and a smile comes on your face :banana2:

Finish the title sentence :beer:

 

[MOTOWN]

Everybody moves over a lane then point and smile!

 

[mike P71]

After you stop and park the car as your walking away you look back over your shoulders a few times to admire the car

 

[dohc324ci]

you post pictures of it on Facebook and videos up on YouTube

 

[FreddieH]

People walk by and take a second look and start asking questions about what it is.....

 

[MrBluGruv]

You have to slam under your dash to turn your lights on.

 

[MMBLUE]

You get asked the same old urban legend questions, " That thing came with a supercharger didn't it"

 

[MrBluGruv]

You get asked the same old urban legend questions, " That thing came with a supercharger didn't it"

BIG +1


"You know you drive a Marauder when people try to tell YOU what YOUR car has."

 

[1 Bad Merc]

you walk into the front door of a Louisville restaurant as the waitresses run out the back door screaming

Viva Louisville!!!!!

 

[1 Bad Merc]

your following behind Justbob at mach +2 and you happen to stick your head out the window to scream at the Marauder next to you right when Justbob ashes his' cig and you now have a permanent Ash wednesday mark on your forehead!!!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHH

I need to put the bottle down tonight!

 

[breeze]

When u drive down the road and look at the people stare as u drive past

 

[MMBLUE]

I need to put the bottle down tonight!

Why the hello would you want to do that? Do me a favor, I can't drink any booze over here in the sand box, have a beer :beer: for me.

 

[1 Bad Merc]

Why the hello would you want to do that? Do me a favor, I can't drink any booze over here in the sand box, have a beer :beer: for me.

Because I have power tools next to me in the garage! No problemo -will drink at least three more for you and another for your friends!!!!

Stay safe over their my friend! :burnout:

 

[Shaijack]

When you drive your Marauder you feel like you just won the powerball for the 2nd time.

 

[Shaijack]

You feel like the world is a better place than it really is.

 

[Shaijack]

Sitting in it you feel like nothing could go wrong today...
Like it is really the first day of the rest of your life.

 

[mohammed]

you the only one who has a DTR in Saudi Arabia

 

[napolitano]

You try to get a part for it and find out Ford discontinued it already.

 

[TooManyFords]

You back into your parking space at a WalMart because you think every lot is a car show.

 

[Horsepower]

A female says " I've always wanted to :banned: in a marauder "