You Know You Drive A Mercury Marauder When ......

you have to explain in detail what the MM is to the Service Tech., and why you cannot rotate tires front to rear.

Mike.
 
you slam on the brakes as you spot a Marauder in the local diner parking lot, jump out, go inside and announce at the top of your lungs that you're looking for the owner, walk up to a stunned total stranger and sit down at his booth, just so you can card him and clue him in to mm.net.:)
 
Ms. Denmark said:
you slam on the brakes as you spot a Marauder in the local diner parking lot, jump out, go inside and announce at the top of your lungs that you're looking for the owner, walk up to a stunned total stranger and sit down at his booth, just so you can card him and clue him in to mm.net.:)
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How embarrassed was Eric when you did this?
 
When you get slammed with bird **** and all you can think of is pulling out the microfiber and pink stuff at the next exit.
 
when people drive past your house then turn around staring at your wheels plotting to determine what time of the night would be a good time to steal them.
Seriously I had one of my wheels stolen off my car 3 months ago. I filed a report but didn't get anywhere. The crapheads almost got another one the same night but I guess my dog spooked them. It won't happen again though. Its a pretty peaceful neighborhood and I let my guard down.
 
When you misjudge the lane that the traffic fast approaching from the left at 50 is in, pull out, figure out your idiot move and stab 1/4 throttle with new clutches and a 4.30 and whip a 180 quicker than CBT with a "Hi Sailer!", throwing an even quicker counter left manuever to avoid curb followed by street light and/or ditch impact, coming to a rest on the shoulder like a spaz regaining a heart beat at precisely 6:17 tonight. That's all... :eek:
 
mike P71 said:
After you stop and park the car as your walking away you look back over your shoulders a few times to admire the car
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Thats me! Depends how far I got to walk as to how many times I look back. Drives my wife crazy she always says how many times you gonna look at that car!! lol
 
BODYMAN said:
Thats me! Depends how far I got to walk as to how many times I look back. Drives my wife crazy she always says how many times you gonna look at that car!! lol
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How many 9 year old cars still make the owner feel like that?? I look back alot too. :2thumbs:
 
MMBLUE said:
You get asked the same old urban legend questions, " That thing came with a supercharger didn't it"
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Bingo! Was at a car show over the summer and a guy walks up with a friend and says see thats what Iam talking about & straight from factory, He thought the car came with a 2.3Whipple charger from factory. After explaining this to him he looked at me like I was full of **** & he was right:D
 
I know I drive a Marauder when my wife owns 7 pairs of Mercury Marauder panties.


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MMBLUE said:
You get asked the same old urban legend questions, " That thing came with a supercharger didn't it"
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There was a supercharged MM in the 10 year production run plan. I think it was supposed to be in year 8. Not positive, I read the article a LONG time ago! :eek:
 
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