I have been challenged to a Drag Race

MarauderTJA

Extreme Bullitt
This guy who goes to our local roadside grill/saloon has a 1970 Chevy Nova with a 350 CI motor, stroked to 383. All motor stick car. This guy is really a jerk and knows it all. He pokes fun at my Marauder calling it a Ford what-ever car. The car looks and sounds really nice, a little cammy sounding and a really clean old muscle car.

So he says to me the other day, so when do you want to run the Marauder against my Chevy? I say anytime, but it will be at the track. Then I say, well we might as well run for some money. So he boldly says how about a $1000.00? I respond with how about $2000.00? He says sure, I don't care if it is $5000. because you are going to lose anyway. I said I don't think so. I said bring cash money and we'll have a friend hold it until the race is over.

I asked him I hope you plan on running me with slicks. He says nope, just the way the car sits. 15" wheels with some funky tires with raised white letters. He says run what you brung.......I say sure. The he says and you can use your nitrous if you want because you still won't beat me.....I laugh and asked him if he had the car to the track yet. He says nope, but I am sure it will run 10.40's......I laugh again and say you are out of your mind? He says I use to drag race years ago and it "feels" like a 10.40 car, I am sure of it...I laugh again and say what it feels like and what it will run at the track are two different things.

I have seen numerous older cars like his run over the years. Some run really fast but with tubbed rear ends, huge slicks, radical motors, one seat in a gutted car. But this car is full interior, a stick car and probably has never seen the track. I don't think it will run 12.4 never mind 10.4.....he is dreaming....:lol:

My plan is to run this guy, put up $2000.00 and go for it.....I'll be surprised if he puts up the money and follows through.....I hope he does....this guy has a really big mouth and needs it shut.......

So what do you guys think????
 
I say kick his a$$ sea-bass!!! Just shutting this guy up would be worth the 2k risk... Hell, I've got $100 on it just to see what happens. There's nothing like a little action to make things interesting... :cool:
 
From you avatar and signature....I say teach this guy a lesson...BUT will you guys be able to check each others car out first? (too much PINKS) And I am sure for 2000.00 if he loses he may want a 3 out of 5 race...(more PINKS)


Just let us know how things turn out if and when you two race.


Good Luck
GOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo Marauder!
 
Tom I say go for it! I would not open my hood either. This guy sounds like all mouth mouth with a little motor. make him run on the street tires and headers closed as this is what he wants.
 
Leave the Bow tie at the bar. He will not raise the money nor will you be satisfied by the victory. Guys like him will always make excuses about what ever. Don't play his game. You know you got the aces in the card game. His is just frustrated about his pitiful life and the only thing that rewards him is his car and a jar of vaseline. :lol:
 
That's EASY money!! Even if it is a 10.40 car, it won't be without slicks, notch one up for the GOODGUYS!! Good luck!!!
 
Leave the Bow tie at the bar. He will not raise the money nor will you be satisfied by the victory. Guys like him will always make excuses about what ever. Don't play his game. You know you got the aces in the card game. His is just frustrated about his pitiful life and the only thing that rewards him is his car and a jar of vaseline. :lol:

Prolly the best idea. No thrill in a beat down that bad. He'll just be watching taillights for a 1/4 mile. And if he actually pays, he'll continually make excuses, say it wasn't a fair race, etc, etc. He'll never shut up, whether you race him or not, win or lose, he's just one of those mouthy types.

Tell him to take it to the track for a t&t and get a timeslip, then decide if he really wants to race.
 
I like the idea about making him pony up a timeslip 1st. Nothing like embarassing him before you get to the track.
 
You guys are probably right. Although I really think this guy will race me. He has a serious ego problem and the people at the roadhouse are already setting up a race pool. This is the first time in a long time that a person has gotten under my skin. I should let it go, but..........I really, really want to shut him down.....just to have him not show up at our roadhouse any more would be worth it. Good idea Brian on having him go get a time slip...that alone may shut him down. I also thought about letting him race my son-in-laws Lincoln Procharger MK VIII 11.9 et car. If he can beat him, than I'll race him. I'll put up $500.00 for that race alone....
 
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You name the time and place and I'll try my hardest to be there. To see someone eat crow at the track is worth the drive, and to see someone eat crow for that amount........Priceless.
 
You name the time and place and I'll try my hardest to be there. To see someone eat crow at the track is worth the drive, and to see someone eat crow for that amount........Priceless.

Will do Ed. I am leaving for a three week road trip and will be back on Saturday the 24th. So the following week at a Bradenton TnT is possible if this follows through.......we'll see............

Mark is probably right as well....but this guy is really serious and I think he will show up...in fact if it happens, we will drive up to the track together from the roadhouse with probably 20-30 cars following.

Kinda reminds me of when I was in my 20's and headed out to Mary Dunn Road behind the Hyannis Airport on Cape Cod for drag racing tourists who drove up from NJ, NY and PA with their muscle cars looking for $100. races. Problem with those guys is we nailed them really bad. My buddies and I had 5.34 gears and drove around with cheater slicks on our cars like sharks looking for little fish....:D
 
Leave the Bow tie at the bar. He will not raise the money nor will you be satisfied by the victory. Guys like him will always make excuses about what ever. Don't play his game.
I tend to agree with Mark on this one. I suspect he is already planning on a bogus IOU for the stake money.
 
I tend to agree with Mark on this one. I suspect he is already planning on a bogus IOU for the stake money.

I told him bring the cash in hand or no race. He said no problem....He owns a tranny shop here in Cape Coral.....maybe, just maybe he'll bring the money:depress:. Time will tell.....
 
Reminds me of an old Beach Boys song. ;)

I doubt you will get cash from him, just satisfaction.

I wouldn't run him until the cash is counted out.
 
Will do Ed. I am leaving for a three week road trip and will be back on Saturday the 24th. So the following week at a Bradenton TnT is possible if this follows through.......we'll see............

Mark is probably right as well....but this guy is really serious and I think he will show up...in fact if it happens, we will drive up to the track together from the roadhouse with probably 20-30 cars following.

Kinda reminds me of when I was in my 20's and headed out to Mary Dunn Road behind the Hyannis Airport on Cape Cod for drag racing tourists who drove up from NJ, NY and PA with their muscle cars looking for $100. races. Problem with those guys is we nailed them really bad. My buddies and I had 5.34 gears and drove around with cheater slicks on our cars like sharks looking for little fish....:D

The timing sounds sweet, for if things go as planned I'll get mine Dyno'ed the weekend before, and will need a track to test it on since Moroso will be closed for reconstruction as of the 19th of this month.
 
lol lmao! 10.40 car without slicks! is he smoking crack! you will crush him! aww! someones going to get their ass handed to them via a little baby 4.6! wuahahah
 
Unless you don't mind loosimg the $2K, don't race. :laugh: Just kidding. I'm surprised he wants to do it at the track. That type usually wants to run on the skreet, no unbiased witnesses means no payout. I say take him, even if you loose, we'll still love you here.
 
Even if this dork's "Magical Mouse Motor" had enough HP to turn a 10.40....he is NEVER gonna hook it on street tires!

Annihilate him and send him home wondering how a silver Ford Taxi smoked his a$$!....:alone:

BTW: I agree with everyone else...he is NOT going to pay up, once he loses.
 
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