Long story short, it was the caliper bracket.
Now for the long story. I got the red a$$ and ordered a new caliper / bracket and hub assembly, which along with the new rotor and pads would just about rule everything else out, beyond a bent spindle (as nothing was contacting the wheel or wheel weights). The hub assembly arrived on my doorstep first. The existing hub was true (I checked the runout and there was no play, but it didn't have the lubed spring in its step that it should. I installed it along with everything else, and there was no change. After taking the caliper / bracket off in anticipation of the new one arriving, I noticed a very odd wear pattern on the lower portion of the brake pad. I don't have pictures handy but it was the outside of the bottom of both inside and outside pads. I checked the previous set of pads and noticed a similar but faint impression...makes sense as I only drove those a few miles vs. these were driven more.
Once the new caliper / bracket arrived I compared the brackets and noticed they were not exactly the same...we're talking 1/16" here, 1/32" there, but not quite the same. No part numbers on them but not quite the same. I installed the new bracket along with the existing caliper (both out of curiosity and laziness). The caliper now contacted the wheel weights. So the caliper was moved outboard, which I'm assuming corrected the alignment issue between the pistons and the pads. I sc***** the wheel weights off, bolted everything together, and there's been no noise since. I'll be returning the new caliper and old bracket to Autozone. I've probably done several hundred brake jobs in the past but this one was the most frustrating. I'll need to get the wheel re-balanced shortly, and may grind the fins on the caliper down first. I had that thought once I saw it contacting the wheel weights but I couldn't help myself...needed to see if that was the fix.
So as previously mentioned this wasn't meant to question the swap nor did I want to encourage anybody to. The pedal feel is great, the car stops on a dime, and ^(@&#(&@#$ it just looks cooler.